Elle Woods

If you graduated this year, then congratulations! I wish you success in your chosen field! My graduation was the best day of my life… and I proposed to Emmet!

- Elle xx

Don’t let people get you down. One time Vivienne (who is now one of my best friends) invited me to a party and told me it was a costume party; it wasn’t. I went in a bunny costume, and when I was called a skank I stayed strong (at least I did while at the party!), telling her I was actually “Gloria Steinem undercover, circa 1963, researching for her feminist manifesto ‘I Was a Playboy Bunny.’”

Everything happens for a reason, and leaving the party early allowed me to really get to know Emmett; which is one of the best things that has ever happened to me!

Snaps!

Elle x

Do you guys have any pets? I have an adorable chihuahua named Bruiser, although I don’t consider him a pet; he’s one of the family!

Isn’t he cute?

- Elle xx

Have you guys tried the bend and snap? It’s a move invented by U.C.L.A. cheerleaders to break the will of the opposing team, but it also has real world applications: the Bend and Snap is 99.99% effective on straight men. My friend Paulette does a great bend and snap… although be careful because she did cause injury once…

- Elle xx

Omigod, it’s almost summer! Let’s party, but not too hard because one time a girl in my sorority got really drunk at a summer bash, it wasn’t pretty!

- Elle xx

Omigod you guys! My name is Elle Woods, I’m a Gemini vegetarian with a double Capricorn moon, I was captain of my sorority, Delta Nu at UCLA and… I got a Tumblr! Snaps for Tumblr! This is going to be so much fun! I love you guys! Delta Nu!

- Elle xx