If you graduated this year, then congratulations! I wish you success in your chosen field! My graduation was the best day of my life… and I proposed to Emmet! - Elle xx
always believe in yourself and stay true to yourself! I was laughed at, but I persevered and things are so much better! Stay positive! Snaps! - Elle xx
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Don’t let people get you down. One time Vivienne (who is now one of my best friends) invited me to a party and told me it was a costume party; it wasn’t. I went in a bunny costume, and when I was called a skank I stayed strong (at least I did while at the party!), telling her I was actually “Gloria Steinem undercover, circa 1963, researching for her feminist manifesto ‘I...
Do you guys have any pets? I have an adorable chihuahua named Bruiser, although I don’t consider him a pet; he’s one of the family! Isn’t he cute? - Elle xx
Bend and Snap!
Have you guys tried the bend and snap? It’s a move invented by U.C.L.A. cheerleaders to break the will of the opposing team, but it also has real world applications: the Bend and Snap is 99.99% effective on straight men. My friend Paulette does a great bend and snap… although be careful because she did cause injury once… - Elle xx
Omigod, it’s almost summer! Let’s party, but not too hard because one time a girl in my sorority got really drunk at a summer bash, it wasn’t pretty! - Elle xx
Omigod you guys! My name is Elle Woods, I’m a Gemini vegetarian with a double Capricorn moon, I was captain of my sorority, Delta Nu at UCLA and… I got a Tumblr! Snaps for Tumblr! This is going to be so much fun! I love you guys! Delta Nu! - Elle xx
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